When is Ashton Kutcher going to jump out?

I had only heard of Palin in reference to the bridge to nowhere, wanting to drill in the wildlife refuge, and not wanting to put Polar Bears on the endangered species list, in order to help insure drilling in their habitat, in spite of the fact that they are drowning, as their hunting grounds melt. Then I looked her up and found out she had been a beauty contest winner, Miss Congeniality, had a degree in journalism, and worked as a sports reporter and fisher woman before becoming mayor of a small town in Alaska and governor of Alaska for a couple of years. Uniquely qualified to take over as president if need be, huh?